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Emily Maxwell. I'm a 5'2" ginger leprechaun. I like to write things down and sometimes people like to read them. Unhealthily obsessed with music, art, books, and comics. Straight edge. Proud to own my (brittle) bones. World is constantly full of the Lord of the Rings, Sherlock, Doctor Who, inappropriate jokes, bad language, and most importantly: music.

Art is the weapon
against life as a symptom.

Current Music
futuremrsjoejonas:

These are so awesome looking!

They’re the Sally Hansen Salon Effects Real Nail Polish Strips in “I Love Lacey”. I love ‘em! I love the look of painted nails but never have the time nor will to do them, so these work wonders for me. They also last forever! I’ve worn them for 2-3 weeks before with no chipping. :)
Okay, end of girly post. (Needed a break from all that hockey talk.)

futuremrsjoejonas:

These are so awesome looking!

They’re the Sally Hansen Salon Effects Real Nail Polish Strips in “I Love Lacey”. I love ‘em! I love the look of painted nails but never have the time nor will to do them, so these work wonders for me. They also last forever! I’ve worn them for 2-3 weeks before with no chipping. :)

Okay, end of girly post. (Needed a break from all that hockey talk.)

(Source: redheadmaxwell)

Why all these hockey questions? Since when did I come off as being a hockey fan? I like hockey, but I’m pretty sure I’ve never posted about it before! :P

Anonymous asked: HAHA you're from Canada and can't even spell "Canadians"?! Not an "e"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It’s French, silly! The Montreal Canadiens. http://canadiens.nhl.com/

do know how to spell Canadian, thank you very much. :)

Anonymous asked: you're canadian...fave nhl teams, go

Well, that’s a little stereotypical!

But…

1. Toronto Maple Leafs (Hometown team, gotta root for ‘em!)

2. Tampa Bay Lightning

3. Pittsburgh Penguins

4. LA Kings

5. Chicago Blackhawks

6. Montreal Canadiens

7. Vancouver Canucks

Sometimes I like to pretend I’m a girl.
Then I remember that I’m really a dude trapped in a girl’s body.
Hehe. ;)

Sometimes I like to pretend I’m a girl.

Then I remember that I’m really a dude trapped in a girl’s body.

Hehe. ;)

Anonymous asked: who are you cheering for in the stanley cup playoffs?

Kings! Simply because a couple of years ago the Kings were playing one of my friend’s favorite teams and I bet that the Kings would beat them, which they did. Ever since they’ve been one of my favorite teams. :)

heymikey1477 asked: This user has requested you view this question on their blog. Please click on their profile to view it. Thans, TumblrBot

In the nicest way possible…

Go away! :P

heymikey1477 asked: amazing blog lol what do you think of mine?

Considering you don’t exist?

It’s pretty awesome!

;)

(Ugh I hate spam asks.)

Whaaaaaat?! The whole point of Tumblr is being away from Twitter and Facebook friends! :/

Whaaaaaat?! The whole point of Tumblr is being away from Twitter and Facebook friends! :/

littledip:

My face for the barista who fucked up my coffee. (Taken with instagram)

Ummmm Starbucks + Paramore shirt?
Come live with me.

littledip:

My face for the barista who fucked up my coffee. (Taken with instagram)

Ummmm Starbucks + Paramore shirt?

Come live with me.